1. What do you call a chav in a box?
innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call a chav on fire?
Blazin'
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint go-faster stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a Big Mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A
16 Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 5
17 What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car
wash.
22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever
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3 comments:
very funny
I think that them jokes are inappropriate, and wrong!
They are mean, and we are taught in the bible not to critisise or offend...
we are taught in luke that we should take the big plank of wood out of our own eye before we critisise our brother for the small splinter in his eye.
God loves chavs!
and ok, you dont need to say that you love them...but God has a plan for them as well as others! although it may not seem like it sometimes...
who r u? n did i ever say God doesn't love chavs? I jus found them amusing cos often they're true
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