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Hello world!

So how's everyone? Good? glad you are! Well nothing much has happened really...I went to church this morning...saw my nephews niece and everyone else at church...nearly got knocked off my bike on the way there and on the way back...shouted at some scallies who were pratting around in the middle of the road...not a sensible thing to do...erm what else did I do? Packed my bags as Im going away tomorrow! Yay!!! Im going to Young alduts week that's right I am now considered a young adult!!! Whoo! Anyway Im leaving on the 12:55 train from stockport I think it ends up in london euston but Im not going that far so I wouldn't know!!!! So if you want to come and wave me and my friend...please do so!!! We probably won't notice you but its the thought that counts! Erm as you may of guessed I am going away so I won't be posting for about 5 days...sniff...I know you guys will miss me...arr what the eck!

Anyway all I have to do now is sign this post so Goodbye...

Sam

P.s. Has anyone seen my lighter?

Evening!

Evening everyone, I know, I know a very unimaginative title, but Im not imaginative, you know I thought today would be great, as I had no work, all I had to do was doss...and yet it was naf...I was bored out of my skin! I did nothing apart from play on my computer and watch TV, now some people might find that fun but I didn't, infact the only thing that cheered up my dad was talking to a fantastic girl this evening for 1 and a half hours...but she's paying the phone bill so what the heck! lol...anyway yeah I was happy for the rest but it was just dead...naf...boring...awful...in fact I would rather be at work...and I think next time I will be and on sunday will be my one and only rest day! that'll teach 'em! what it will teach em I have no idea but I like the phrase! My mother has just handed me a book about a christians view to Islam...here's my view...Islam is wrong the bible is right...sorry if that offends anybody but as the bible says that it is wrong and the bible is always right then it is obvious that I am right :D I love it when Im right...its quite a rare occurance! Anyway back to the subject of today...I loved the lie in except for my brother apearing at 10:10am saying..."can I play on your computer?" Why is it that when ever I see him those words come out of his mouth? Its rediculous...hasn't he got anything better to do with his time...which is a good point actually as I was wondering...what did I do before I got my computer and also what did I do before I got my mobile phone? I mean I really can't remember what I did b4 I got my mobile and that was only a year ago. I was so bored I took to devising a route for me and Mr Harman to ride in 10 days time...man he better be feeling fit...some very large hill are gonna be in it...including Holmes Moss now if there is any north west cyclists out there reading this they probably know what Im talking about...its the biggest climb in the Tour of Britain...it has a summit of 524metres and immensly tough to go up...so Harman better be feeling fit!!! Oh and it will also include the Snake pass another large climb...and also winnets pass...now this isn't a long climb...but its 25% and that's steep...so what can I say if you see two dying cycalist goin past your house on the 10th of august you know who we are!!! and on that bombshell Im going to go to bed...good night! *turns out light*

Friday!

Nothing has actually happened yet...but its friday!!! Yay!!! whooo! You know what that means there's only about 7 more hours till the week-end wOOt! (for none NSA'ers wOOt is a sigh of happyness) Now you see what a full working week does to me...Tim enjoy school work while you can it's far more relaxing and less tiring than physical labour!

Im off to work...

Bye

Children are stupid...throw rocks at them!

I sit at my desk contemplating what to write now I have finished filling in EMA forms...Tim Hughes comes from my speakers...life's not that bad really...is it? Well lets consider this issue...starting with work...ah yes the Human's nemisis....blame Adam...actually no blame the Devil...he's the bad guy in this story. Anyway...work...well yet another dull drab day...however I didn't scrape any walls today! Yay! Actually I don't think I did much apart from collect water and sweep floors...but hey I get paid for it...£5 an hour...not bad eh? and when you consider I did 6 hours today...thats 30 quid in the bank...I ain't complaining...well I am actually cos it was one of the most boring days ever...solitary confinement can't be as boring as that...the only good point of the day was lunch hour...mainly cos it was a laugh...you see Bog Dan (yes that is really his name...as far as I know it has nout to do with a toilet) is going home (Romainia) at the end of this week...*sniff*...but he brought his camcorder so he could film us all, then Danello got his MP3 player out and him and Sirral started samba dancin...man it was funny...anyway you guys probs don't don't what Im talking about so I'll change the subject slightly...cleaning! what a stupid thing...I mean you brush up all the dust off the floor...turn around and its all dusty again! I mean what is the point?!?! I mean can't it just stay clean for a day please...I just tidied it up! Please just stay clean...please!

Another issue to contemplate...annoying kids...flippin heck the kids who live next door to the house where Im working are awful...they are so loud and cocky and blooming anoying...Im soon gonna throw bricks and things at them! blimey! There's hundreds (slight exgeration there) of them, one of my colleauges mentioned some thing about they had enough brats to start a football team!!! Also my little brother's best friend is so annoying...he's the biggest wimp on the planet...I can look at him and he'll start moaning!! Grr! I think its about time I change the subject!

umm what shall I talk about now...I know the weather! Us Brits we're pathetic when it comes to the weather! If its cold we moan, if its hot we moan, if its wet we moan, if its dry we moan. Now generally I try not to moan about the weather but...the rain...I mean its been flippen dreadful today...its peed it down all day...and when its like that its suicidal to go out on your bike, and when I can't go out on my bike...I become like this...a bored, ugly thing. Grr the rain! and I had walk home in the rain today...and in Manchester the rain is horrible...in some places it aint that bad...as in its reshfreshing...but here? well its just minging!

Hum, any other points to contemplate? Ah yes the Bible great thing...untill you read something which tells you to do summat that you don't want to!!! But generally a very good thing...

God: well what can I say? How about?

26 letters is all I got
To tell you how I feel I about you
26 letters and you know I'm never ever
Gonna write the perfect paragraph
I try to express
with addjectives of thankfulness
But, I don't kno if I can do it
With 26 letters

Just in case you were wondering they're not my words but they come from Ben Glover's album 26 letters on sale now for I don't no how much! But God, well yeah he's amazing!

So on that high point I think I will end my contemplations! As I want to go and do something different...but yeah life's not that bad after all...if you look on the bright side of things! I hope you enjoyed reading them...if you have any comments or contemplations then please let us hear em! Anyway in the style of a blogger Iv gone on for ages about nothing in particular so...

BYE!

Wallpaper! and sheep!

Hmm, what a boring day! Well fustrating! Imagin scraping little bits of wallpaper and paint off walls for half a day! would you could that exciting? And I was dead tired cos of goin out cycling yesterday evening...whose stupid idea was that? Oh yeah it was mine...well I least I beat Tim's time :p Anyway Im just gonna moan for a bit cos Im in a "let's moan" mood...

So yeah while sitting (well standing actually) in this house scrapin walls...several of my friends were probs on a beach spreading the Word of God, I mean how much better can you get? But there again I am goin away next week :D yay.

Oh and another thing Im annoyed with is the English exam system...mainly because you have to wait 2 months to get your results while in France you get your results within two weeks!!! I mean 2 months!! How naf and rediculous is that!?! For once I am envious of the French.

Sheep! Yet another thing to moan about...as Im still feelin the effects of my encounter with one. I mean you'd think a sheep would have more sense than to run out infront of a bike goin at 30mph! wouldn't you? But obviously they don't as one ran out infront of me! Grr! what a stupid sheep and I was enjoying myself until I hit it! And if you ever crash into a sheep on you bike don't expect much sympathy...just stupid questions like..."Are you ok?" (when you're shorts are all cut up and you have blood streaming done your leg and you are standing next to a half dead sheep with a broken helmet in your hand) or "what happened" ok maybe this one ain't too bad but its pretty self explainitary...I mean a injured cyclist and I half dead sheep? what you think happened there...then a little further up the road..."where's the sheep?" "well the one lying in the middle of the road!" then "have you just left it" Well dur! what else am I goin to do to it? Give it a piggy back to the top of the hill?!?! But yeah don't expect any sympathy...the sheep will get it all!!!

Anyway Iv think Iv moaned enough for one evening...If anyone can cheer me up then do so!

"Sometimes you cant make it on your own"

Well hi there

Life...it's a strange thing...It's a good thing God's in control! Cos I'd hate to imagin it if he wasn't!

God really is amazing...and good...I mean from having had a naf day yesterday...Iv had a great day today...you know all you have to do if concentrate on him and he will guide you...no really he will...Iv tried it and it works. Wow its good to be alive. (Just to let you know Im in a good mood...this time yesterday...I wasn't!)

Tim if you are reading you will never and I mean never beat me on a bike!!! lol