Eat that you Aussi's!!!!

We won! Yar!!!! We won the cricket! YAY!!! What a game! What a series! Can't wait till the Oval! Apart from that life's been pretty naf.

I need you

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo! As you can probably tell by the length of the greeting its been an ok day...one of those days which hasn't been bad but drives you completely mad! You know the ones I mean? No? Didn't think so...anyway not much has happened...helped Dad mend the car in the morning...messed around in the afternoon...tided my room...you know boring stuff...my desk is looking very tidy though...it makes my newton's cradle look quite cool sitting there on an empty desk...what do you mean "what's a Newton's Cradle?" You know 5 metal balls hanging of a metal frame...you don't know? oh ok...have you been to kindergarton?!? anyways moving on...I was looking through my phone book and I realised how many people's numbers I have on phone who I never talk to!! For example the first entry is Andy haven't talked to him in 6 months...don't even know where he lives! Next Anna same again haven't talked to her for 3months...Anna Gordon...Haven't talked to her since december...but I do know what town she lives in!!! So far all these people have been from camps and I just can't be bothered wasting money on them if Im never gonna see em again! So Iv done the "A's" Becca...ah I talked to her a week ago...I know her address infact its a first! She's one of the only people from a camp who I have continued talking to...I hope she knows how special she is! Becky...ok she lives near me so she can stay in along side Becca...Becky Dixon oops she's my brothers fiancee she better stay in! Beth Newman Smith never talk to her either...anyway Im not going to go through all the names for you but you get the idea! why are they on my phone!?! What do you mean you don't know!?! Anyway another piece of waffle has been written...I should work for The Sun! Only my waffle is too good for them!! So Iv finished waffling for this evening and Im going to bed

Bon Nuit

Sam

P.s. In case you are wondering where the title comes from its a line in a song called take my hand and its all about how a man needs God...it was playing when I started writing so that's what my post got called.

Saturday has come!!!

Cept it started with my brother waking me up at 09:50 which is why Im up at this unearthly hour! Well actually saturday started for me way before 09:50 as I was playing cards and a game called barricades with my dad and a family friend...I won at solo!!! Oh yeah I destroyed em all...anyway as I was saying I was up till about 00:45 cos I was reading my physics book...now you are all wondering why I was reading my physics book not the bible or summat similar...the answer is simple really...I have to remember physics before september as I took my Physics GCSE 2 years ago and haven't done any since...so as Im going to do Physics A-level I think I should learn it really don't you...Anyway so yeah the sun is shining and Im feeling good...my bible readings this morning highlighted that faith is the key...I always knew that but its good to have you memory jogged by God...cos if God does it then there must be a good reason for it!

Anyway let me tell you about something I did yesterday, I went out on my bike...did 17.81 at 18mph...that's not the fastest Iv ever done it but it wasn't bad....but that wasn't the high point...I was needing to get past an illeagally parked car(if you're reading this and you're car is parked illeagally shame on you! go and move it!) and you know what car let me out? None other then an Aston Martin DB9 oh yes all twelve cylinders of it then...the driver was a very kind man...you know why? Cos as he later went past me he let his engine sing...wow...a male voice choir can't compare to the bass in that or anything else for that matter...nothing can...mabye a Zonda or a Enzo could get close but nout else could...wow that was one amazing car...then the thing whichI found funniest was the fact the Aston parked in front front of a Porsche Show room!!! (where incedently there are also some very nice cars) But do you think the driver was taking the mick or buying a new car or what? You're views please...also the night before I had seen I Lambo so its been a pretty good week for cars considering I saw a ferriari on Monday...anyway Iv waffled on for ages when this was meant to be a short post so...

Sam

P.S. Im dying for a good debate someone debate me on summat thing...it cant be too serious though

Hello Good Looking! (I should really stop talking to myself!)

Hello world! Well its been one crazy day for many reasons...not bad tho...Lets start from the very beginning...I wake up at 7am when I only have to wake up at 8am tragedy...then I remember richard is staying the night and we're meant to be going to work at 10am so we kinda have to get up...so anyway by 9:45am we're ready to leave on our bikes...never and I mean never take Richard out on a bike its a crazy experience! man that lad should learn to ride ( just like Harman really but that's a different matter!) Anyway We get to work sweep up and tidy up for a large part of the morning and then we went out and had a dodgy kebab for lunch...the only thing that convienced me to eat it was that I was starving and it wasn't giving out a atomic green glow...then we did some painting...I talked to the boss about electrics and stuff...then we let for home after working 6 hours...however when we got home I discovered that my nephew, niece, baby nephew (he's so cool) and sister-in-law were at my house!!! but nah their cool really...anyway they left and I played worms with richard for a while that game gets boring after a while...then shoved richard on a bus and came home and sat infront of the TV till now and soon Im gonna go...tomorrow Im not working so I'll probably try to remember physics and tidy my room or some thing similar...Hey I got one of my GCSE results early...I go an (A) in Chemistry! I'll post my full results on the 25th...anyway Iv managed to waffle on...again...so Im off!!

Sam

P.s. If you're reading this post something about it...it feels better when people write comments

When you get to the bottom you go back to the top

Nothing has happened I just felt like posting...So this one will be short and sweet...like me...cept Im not short! lol Anyway...today I went to work, oh the joy! It was pretty boring really cept for the bit where I had to drill out large holes in walls! :D It was quite fun that part...people should really learn how to make coffee!!!! I mean I was at a house to day where some one was living and they offered me a coffee so I was like oh yeah brong it on...and then it was the most disgusting coffee ever! And I mean ever! It was ming so then I returned to the house where I had to knock holes in walls...and as I drilled I listened to U2, which brings me neatly onto the title for this post...you see U2 on their Rattle and Hum album did a cover of the Beetles song Helter Skelter of which the first line is "when you get to the bottom you go back to the top" And that was the song I was listening to when I started this post so that is the story behind the title...Anyway Iv waffled on for a while so Im gonna go...

Sam

ARGH!!!

Grr! What a day! Grr! It went wrong in many reasons!

a) We had decided to go and watch the cricket, so we got there about 9:30am then...after queueing for 15mins we were in sight of the turstiles and the gated closed because the ground was full!!!! And Mr Tim Harman got into the ground grr!!!!

b) after getting back home my parents decided to go and visit some friends and they wanted me to go...which meant I couldn't watch the cricket

c) England didn't win the match...it was a draw...how naf!!! That's really rubbish the aussi didn't deserve that result!!! Grr

It hasn't been a good day!

Friday evenings...are to be enjoyed

and the best way of doing that is to playcards safe in the knowledge that austrialia are really on the back foot and England are firing on all four (or 12 if you like aston martins) cylinders. Anyway that is really what Iv been doing all evening.

However I would now like to tell you all a little sumthing about a certain man we all know...his name is Tim...and I went cycling with him last wednesday...now before this outing timothy had been boasting that he was so good...and that his bike was tonnes better than mine...so imagin my surprise as I walk out of chester station with my £400 bike and meet a lad with a heap of rust and two wheels, who claims to be Timothy Harman...well he quickly explains that his bike is seven years old and has been through a lot of things...I hasten to add that one of these things is crashing to the ground while her owner tries (unsucessfully) to change the volume on his Minidisc player! (I'll leave you to explain that one Harman) anyway so after making a short stop at tesco's to buy some snickers (escencials) we head off into deepest darkest (I want to say peru but the correct word will be) Chesire. Anyway...we get of to a great start reaching Beeston Castle in good time...this is where I discover a important fact, Tim don't like hills!!!! I will expound on that fact later...so after a brief restbite at the castle gates we head off to find the Ice cream Farm Timothy has told me about...so we get there after a short pedal...nice place, good food only one bad thing tho...you pay to see cows being milked!!!! I mean why would I want to pay to see cows being milked when I can go to devon and watch cows being milked for free and I can probably even milk them myself!!! anyway we set off and come to a cross roads where my initial thought was to go straight on yet the signpost suggested we should go left...so we follow the sign post...and you know what the sign post must have be turned 90 degrees as we ended up not where the sign said...anyway after a brief glimpse at the map we're off again heading directly where we want to be going...and anyway along a nice country road I explore the interesting fact I found out earlier...Timothy harman will race onto the bottom of hills and fade before he gets to the top...allowing me to overtake him and reach the summit before him!!!! and he had to stop at the top!!! Ha the great cyclist isn't so great after all it will seem...anyway we set of again and make our way back to his house at a average speed of 15.6mph not bad considering we walked through the centre of chester...oh and by the time we reached his house we had taken many what Tim called "map breaks" actually it was so tim could get his breath back!!! Anyway I hope you enjoyed reading about our adventures, there are many other funny things which I would love to expound on but I haven't got time as its 11:30pm and I should be in bed!

Cya tomorrow!

The post with no title...

Sounds Mysterious eh? Bit like a famous five book..anyway I thought I'd inform you on the comings and goings in my life...firstly...and most importantly...Iv recovered from my week away...Im now awake, and alive...tis very good...secondly...I have nearly finalised arrangements for going riding with Mr Harman...For those not in the know his first name is Tim...yes that's right plans changed and Im going over to chester on a train...and Im going out ride around beeston castle...sheep of chesire...beware!!! Thirdly...Did you see the cricket!?!?! Wow Iv never seen such a good game of cricket! It was truely amazing...I was thinking of going to Old Trafford to watch some of the next test but Im fairly sure its all sold out...again! So unless it goes onto the monday (which looks unlikely) I wont be able to go Yep that's right Im sad now...anyway...Im going to Greenwoods later on today to get measured for my top hat and tails for my brothers wedding...yep thats right Im going to be wearing top hat and tails...basicly a even more handsome verson of Mr Darcy!!! All I need to do now is find a good looking young lady to go with and all will be perfect, Iv actually been given a job to do at the wedding although Im not going to reveil what it is cos I want to surprise a few people :D Yeah, yeah don't worry I'll get some pictures of me looking deviously handsome...in the mean time you can have this picture of me as you can probably guess it was at the beach...on quite a cold day...but surf was up so I was going in! Unfortuantly it wasn't that good surf as the waves were created by local wind hence lacking any real power and the wind was full on shore hence blowing the waves over and making them mushy...now you are probably wondering...well why on earth did you go boarding then? the answer is cos that is the best surf we had all holidays!!! yes I was trying to get to go to cornwall this year but mum and dad weren't having any of it so instead we went to angsely...the surf capital of britian...not!!! anyway As you can guess I was messing around in that picture so enjoy it...oh and there was hundreds of jelly fish that day...I touched quite a large number...didn't get stung tho!!! anyway I better be off see you all soon!

Well...Im back!

Hello! Yes that's right I have returned to monotanty and boredom! Well I had a cracking time learning loads of stuff from the word of God...I recieved the Holy Spirit Yay! (Tim or anyone if you want to debate me on this matter I am more than ready and willing) Well I got up to loads of stuff ranging from playing volleyball to filling minirolls with toothpaste and coffee granuals (long story I might explain in a later post Im too tired now) to offending people...mainly cos I said sumone was wrong (inadvertantly) but hey! Im quite narked off with virgin trains but apart from that all is good...why don't vigin trains give more space for lugauge! anyway...Im knackered so i'll talk to you all later!