Naf...

Naf...that's what what life is. Now call me pesimistic or what ever but it is. I don't care what you think...if you're life is good at the moment then be happy but mine ain't its naf...really naf...and boring I don't want to spend another 2 years at college...its only been 3 weeks and I feel like Iv been there forever...I hate the place...but anyway...if you want to join me in being pesmistic...feel free...we can make a club...Tim you don't like tuesdays...join me!

life stinks

It does...it has a tendancy to be naf...really naf...what is there to look forward to? nothing in the near future anyway...so lets start with past...saturday...saturday was good...cept for the cold I had...which thankfully decided to not be too bad...because....it was Jonny's wedding!!! Yes that's right...Jonny Hardy of 20 years of age, the farmer from Manchester, he now lives in Devon...got married...who saw that two years ago? so his best man and his chief usher (I was an usher but not the chief usher) sang a song for him and here it is:

You’re Beautiful – (The Jonny and Becki Version)

His life is brilliant,

His hair is short,

He’s good at farming,

But not at sport,

His head is covered in scars now,

From stairs down which he fell,

He used to be a Porker,

But now its hard to tell.

He’s beautiful (x3)

It’s true,

His middle names Boaz,

He’s got a hairy…face,

And we love him through and through.

Becky is brilliant,

Becky is cool,

And Jonny loves her,

Cos he’s no fool,

He met her up in Scotland,

And there he worked his charm,

And now they’re down in Devon,

Working on a farm.

She’s beautiful (x3)

It’s true,

We saw her face,

And we think she’s ace,

Better than we thought he could do.

They’re beautiful (x3)

Its true,

Side by side,

Their love they cannot hide,

And to each other they’ll be true…

…we bet that soon they will be due.

so there you go...a quality song and if you know anything about jonny it portrays him perfectly oh and remember to sing it to the tune of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt...anyway hope you are enjoying your self...cos I am not!!! Iv got a cold...Iv got tuesday tomorrow and tuesday is bad...very bad...so Im going now...I'll leave you with a song me and my brother made up...

The pants song

You need someone to assist

'cause your pants are in a twist

You turn 'em around,

but they just fall to the ground,

you call and you shout,

'cause you pants are inside out,

you're ever so edgedy

cos you're afraid of the wedgie

Inside outside

backways forwards

They'll last you for the week,

but then you'll reek

you stress and you fret,

cause your pants are very wet,

you dry 'em on the line,

so now they are fine

Boxers Knickers Briefs,

If you lose em you'll be in grief

If you throw them on the ground

They will always be found

Inside outside

backways forwards

They'll last for a week,

but then you'll reek

(descent)

Boxers,

Knickers,

Briefs,

Boxers

Knickers...

what is there to say?

Well I would like to first of all say if anyone posts comments unconected to this post, e.g. advertising their web space...they and there post will be annailated! and Im not joking...well today was pretty naf...not sad just naf...first of all there was hardly any point in going in...as it was one lesson and my tutorial which was boring the lesson was boring and so was the rest of the time I spent at college...so yeah that was pretty naf...how ever on the bright side I am now at home and I can do what I like for the next 12 or so hours...

Anyway come saturday I will be in leciester at my brother's wedding...where I will be lokking dreadfully handsome...unfortuantly Tim inviting you is not within my power and besides as I am in such a important position (brother of the Groom) I will be looking amazing anyway so it wouldn't be a fair contest as if hannah was to judge she would blatantly have to chose me as the most handsome...however she's biased against me it wouldn't be fair anyway!

To keep up with the times, and Mr harman, I am contemplating changing the layout of my blog...what do you think? Yes? No? Utimately I have the deciding vote so it won't really mean anything if you do vote!

Anyway Im going now...

Goodbye

Get out your tissues...

Well Harman I hope you had a good saturday, I'll be going on Saturday to my brother's wedding...but yeah my saturday was great...two downsides...I had to get up at 3:30am and I wasn't a marshall...but yeah my day on saturday was great...sunday though wasn't, For a start my brother woke me up at 9:10 I only had to get up at 9:50...then church was naf...then I discovered that Michel Park had just died on SS15 (Margam Park 1) in a crash after his car (no 8 driven by Marko Martin) hit a tree...anyway for those not in the know Michel "beef" Park was the co-driver for Marko Martin...and he was a very nice charcater...and due to the fact I had seen him drive by twice the day before...and taken pictures of him the day before it really hit home for some reason...so the grin I had on my face which would have stayed there for the whole week was wiped of in an instant...and the rest of sunday was a miserable time...then Monday started and we all know what mondays are like...and mine are doubly bad...a) they are the start of the week and b) its the day before tuesday and tuesday is naf...its a full day from 9:00 till 16:15 which means I leave the house at bout 8:15 (as long as its dry) and get back about 16:55 if its wet I leave at 8:00 and get back bout 5:10

Anyway I need to go as it is tea time so good bye everyone

Sam

Tutor groups are like spoons...

Hello everyone...I salut you from my boring world of sith form college...Well this Saturday will not be boring nor the one after but the rest is...anyway Im just gonna have a good moan bout college and all things which annoy me in college...firstly its a trek to get there on the bus it takes at least 30 mins...on the bike (alot better) it takes bout 20 and that's on my not so good bike...anyway...then when you get there you have to wrestle your way through all the chavs and freaks...to get to your required destination...usually where your friends are...then one has a heck of alot of lessons which seem to go on for ever...and...well lets moan some more about lessons...in none of my classes cept one are there any idiots...but in my electronics class its packed with nutters...really they should all leave the course now!!! and the teacher is really cool...he's quite old but he really deserves respect as he is a quality fellow...but he isn't given any by the idiots!!! They all laugh at him and are rude...they should be shot...anyway enough of that...what can I moan about now...I know! Tutor Groups! They are like spoons...they're pointless!!! really usless about as usefull as a blunt stick! and they waste good lunch breaks as well!

Its friday tomorrow...you know what that means? only two more lessons then its the weekend!!! Also saturday is gonna be one heck of a day...Im gonna be getting up at 3:00am to be leaving at 4:00am to then sit in a car for 3 hours while we bomb it down to Llandovery then at Llandovery we take the east road out of the town and then we take a left turn a few miles along and enter the forest stage of Halfway!!! Where we drive along the stage to Junction 11 then park the car cook our bacon and that lot...then I take lots of photo's of cars while my old man and some other friends wear yellow jackets and tell people where to go...I wish I ould be a marshall but I haven't got my licence yet... :( so for this event I am relegated to a lowly spectator...but come november and I'll be wearing my Jacket again! Cos in november its the RAC rally and on that Im a marshall!!!! Yar!!! Get in there!!! anyway I need to do some homework...see you guys later!

Fly in eye - not good

Well before I get onto the subject from which the title comes from I would just like to say...

EAT THAT YOU AUSTRAILIANS!!!!! we've taken back what was rightfully ours, which you stole for 18 years...and now you won't be getting them back for a long long time! However I must say that you guys did play quite well...although we were better! Sorry couldn't you read that? Was the light too bad? Do you need to go off for bad light?

As an Englishman I would like to say that I think we can all forgive Peiterson for his Dropped catches in light of his 150+

Anyway a short section on the title...as I was riding home today a fly flew into my eye...and not only did it hurt...I was temporalily blinded...not nice...any that is a considerable risk to safety on the roads so I think Tony Blair should should ban flys or put lots of red tape around them...It would go quite well with all his other stupid rules don't you think?

Its a beautiful day!

Well hello...I have several things to say but I haven't much time to say it so here goes...firstly...
WOOOO HOOOOO Im going on the WRC YEAH!!!! W00t! Dispite the fact I haven't got a marshalls licence the stage commander has said I can come!! Yeah Baby!!! I have been waiting for this moment my whole life!!!! No Joke! Im going to see Colin Mcrae!!!! Get in there!! And I don't have to pay any thing to get on the stage and I get to drive along the stage...and...and it just amazing!!!!!!! Im so happy I only discovered the fact about an hour ago! Yeah!!!

As of yesterday (wednesday) I joined the scarey world of mainstream secular education at Cheadle and Marple college...so if I don't post very often...that is why...cos Im busy working...

And You asuuies are gonna get thrashed!!!! YEAH!!! ANd that is about it for now...cya later!

The more you see the less you know

Well Hello from Manchester on this beautiful sunny day...well at least it looks sunny out of my window...I just thought I'd post since I haven't posted since sunday and that was only to laugh at all you Aussies! Anyway I haven't been upto much really...I sorted out a bike Im gonna ride to college on...erm I enrolled at college...Oh college...I don't want to go...well I do but I don't...you see I really don't won't to do two more years of education...yet to get anywhere you need a-levels so guess what...Im doing two more years of education! Its going to be a interesting expreiance as...being home schooled...Iv never been in mainstream secular eduction before...so here goes! Anyway...before the 7th September I intend to do absolutly nothing! I just want to rest and sleep...Oh I might occassionally go out on my bicycle but that is yet to be decided...moving on...

I haven't really got out to say so Im gonna go...sorry for the lack of waffle all you waffle lovers!