Don't steal our sun

Well Harman you can't insult that title cos its not from a U2 song!!! its from a song by The Thrills!!! Anyway...I have taken a small amount of time out of my busy schedule to give you an update on my life...ain't I so nice and generous...and kind...and handsome (well according to a vote on NSUK I am)...and downright amazing...anyway...I went to scarborough last Thursday and had a laugh...its a very nice place...if only it was a good surfing place...anyway yesterday (Friday) I went to see Wallace and Gromit...ah that is a hilarious film...its very impressive...anway I ain't really been doing much else as its the half term at the moment so anyway hope you enjoyed reading this small post...and harman its not the size of the post which matters...its the quality

Sam

Back for the evening

That's right I have crawled along the length of the M5 and half of the M6 actually we missed some out cos it wasn't even crawling it was standing...I have arrived home in Manchester for the night and Im leaving again at 7:10 to go to Scarborough tomorrow...So I will bore you with a bit of info bout my time away...Well I got up at 5:15 every morning to go and obtain some milk from 200+ cows but yeah that was fun so was driving a tractor...so was driving a quad bike...or ATV to give it it's proper name...and also being a crack shot at shooting was quite fun also...but no another fun part was beating my brother at the number plate game cos he got Nebuchadnezzar which is a 14 letter word...but I got Tetrachloromethane which is an 18 letter word...(I hope you notice that harman!!!! A 14 and then a 18 letter word in my blog how often do you manage that one?!?! hey!) anyway as I was saying I thrashed him...but nah tomorrow Im going to scarborough which could be quite fun...however it wont beat farming...cos once you get used to the fact that you're wading around in a load of Cow Poo its not at all bad...actually that poo aint that bad...its the pee that stinks! trust me when you've stood in a load of cows for two days I think you'd know!!!! but nah...its well cool...and fresh milk straight out of a cow is gogeous...really the stuff you get from tesco's is nasty!!!! really nasty...and one of the coolest things you can do is go along a dirt track in the dark at 25mph on a quad bike...cos that is so cool...also doing 50mph on a quad with no helmet is pretty cool also...its very...refreshing...once you get past the fact its blooming scary!!!! but you can do some pretty good donuts on a quad...and a concrete floor covered in cow terd and pee is a pretty good place to do it!!!! lol...anyway I hope you enjoyed reading about cow poo and similar...cos I enjoyed walking around in it! lol that will do for now

Cya around

Well Im off...

That's right Im leaving tomorrow for Devon until wednesday...then early on Thursday I am going to scarborough for the day...so...I won't be posting for a while...I will resume my debate with Harman on my return in the mean time I'll be enjoying myself...cya!

Harman I appalaud you...

for being so stupid and not realising it!!!! lol...nah that last bit on you post was pretty good I'll admit...it had me laughing...only I have a feel that that came out of a thesaurus!!! So next time use your own brain...oh sorry I forgot you haven't got one! You see he says he had to put up with me for 50miles...how about me putting up with him!? Because of him we did an average of 15mph when I was well up for 17mph...and I was not the one who colapsed by the road side groaning..."ah Iv got cramp! Oh my leg! Ow that hurts....oh I need a Mars Bar...ow my leg" I will remind everyone that when a beautiful young ladie passed us on the other side of the road it was me who was at the front...it was me who waved at her...and it was blantently obvious that she waved back at me...not Harman...and yet this is what he posted on a comment on my blog Well we had that hot chick smiling at us didn't we! We're fit!!! Have you noticed how he tried to claim the victory for himself when he had nout to do with it!!! And he tries to tell you he's not a truth bender! Ladies and Gentlemen I am not a liar...but it is is very obvious to me that the accused (Mr Tim Harman) wishes to seek to bring himself all the glory...he thinks that he can do that by attacking my character and personallity...In my summary I would like to point out Sam Hardy is a, blockhead, a dimwit, a dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead.
He is also brainless, dazed, and deficient, ever so dense, very dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless this is what Harman wrote about me on his blog...I think ladies and gentlemen, members of the jury...that what you are looking at (Mr Tim Harman) is an angry, bitter, truth-bending, frauding, evil, self-indulgentent, selfish, gluttonish glory seeker!!! He tries to use the issues of calculators to bring him out on top...however is you find out the functions of my calculator compared to his mine is evidently better...

I leave you with one question...WHO WON THE BEAUTY CONTEST...ME OR HARMAN? The answer is me...

Note: I had to go through this post of do a bit of bowlderization in other words censor it cos Harman's language is shocking...See harman a 14 letter word!!!!!!!

That truth bending trickster!

Well in response to what Harman wrote about me I here by retaliate...

He ended his post by attacking my post titles...

These are some titles to his posts.

" In the name of love"
Oh that's original, isn't it! Oh and look!

"When you get to the bottom you go back to the top"
Very deep! And oh so original!

A few more examples for you!

"ARGH!!!" ('meaningful')
"The Post With No Title" (right…)
"The more you see the less you know" (where did that come from I wonder…)
"It's a beautiful day" (awww, sweet)

If you are a U2 fan you may have seen a slight trend here. Well in the quotes that actually mean anything at least, ie. the ones Sam has stolen.

lets have a look at some of the titles Tim uses shall we...

The coolness!

Something...

A re-writing of last nights post

Study guide

Hello aggain and aggain

That ill feeling

Tusday (I think that is meant to say Tuesday)

Football

New look

Quick post

Any way what I am saying is that this is a man (if you can call him that) who uses the most un imaginative titles in the world! And he moans at me for using song lyrics...His attack on me was completely un provoked and He is tricking you all!!! He bends the truth till it turns into lies and then claims that is the truth!!! His calculator is nothing compared to mine...the reason why he knows what happens when a calculator is thrown at a wall...is cos he frequenly does it in his more than frequent rages! And I will have you all to know my calculator has a writing function with which one can use all the letters of the alphabet in any order to form any word or combination of words...e.g TIM IS STUPID Also Tim is exceedingly slow when it comes to riding a bike! He crawls along a the pace of a snail...and moans we he is forced to go up a hill...

You see I am not like Tony Blair or Tim as I don't record the words of conversations I have with people so I can't bring out quotes to embarrass him...which is maybe a good thing as it means I have to prove to you through his behaviour that he is not a man to be believed...in fact would you rather take the word of a honest and upright man...or a truth bending trickster...and I can tell you now that I am an honest and upright man...I will leave you to decide the rest...

Like the storm

Hello world,
There ain't much to say but even if there was I don't want to tell it right now...you see Tim Harman can prattle on about calculators and such things but I can't...you wanna know why? Cos I actually do summat in my life...him...well he just sits at home all day...part timer! and he's got it all wrong when it comes to calculators anyway...mainly cos imne is the best!!!

And that concludes the post

In the name of love

So...hello everyone...if this don't come out well then its because Im about to fall into bed and I am extreemly tired despite the fact that I Haven't been given that much work at college yet...but there are plenty of other things to make you tired, like cycling to college everyday in the wind...like lazing around that can be very tiresome...also annoying people! Now that's why Im tired...but yeah my electronicws class is filled with idiots but moving on before I get too annoyed...there ain't much to say...there might be in a few days but not right now.

To the person who posted a comment on my last post who called themselves Adolf Hitler go away...Hitler was a horrible man and for once I agree with what the Americans did I.e. invade germany.

Nothing to report....

Hello...
really there isn't anything to report in my life at the mo cept that I haven't sent off for my provisional liecence yet (really should that) erm nothing else I think so I just thought that Id tell you all that I was still alive and that is about it! sorry for the lack of posting...Iv just got nout to say cept

Goodbye!

Birthday Wishes

Well if you have remembered my birthday then you have no need to read this...but if you haven't then...what are you waiting for? you better get your act together...my birthday is today!!! Wednesday!!! come on!!!!

On a completely different note its quite nice being awake at dawn...just noticed that one.