Ken Livingstone says summat worthwhile for a change....

That being that the Tour de France will start in London in 2007...so Timothy...what do you think? Do u want to go and watch some of the best riders in the world in a year and a half's time?

In other news:

A typical Manchester Chav (only he's got a bit more money) get charged with improper conduct after celebrating a goal...better luck next time Gary!

A woman in Linconshire builds a Supermarine Spitfire in her garage for charity...apprently she got off on a flyer but then her project slowed down a bit when she discovered that her garage wasn't big enough...

Residents complain as a small rural town in Hampshire is besieged by Ddunk chavs who graffiti, turn over plant pots, smash wing mirrors and snap windscreen wipers...Blimey someone could have told me that Liverpool had moved!

A woman from bounemouth is to sue the Greek authorities after she hit a pot hole and crashed on a quad bike while not wearing a helmet...the woman was quoted as saying "We have it in writing that the hole caused the crash" she forgot to mention the fact that she didn't know how to properly drive the machine...next time tell the whole story love!

And finally a whale which swam up the Thames as far as Chelsea died while being taken on a barge to deeper water where it could safely be released...well I think we'd all die if we went for a swim in the Thames...look at the colour of it!

The list goes ever on

One of the funniest things one can do (it can also be the most embarressing) is give your friend a pen which's ink only shows up in UV, turn on the UV light then let your friend write whatever he wants on your ceiling. I did that...I gave the pen to Jermaine and you know what he wrote? He wrotea list of girls i have/do/will fancy...and also a list of posible wives...Now you see Jermaine obviously dosn't know me very well as he has put down some girl who I obviously dont fancy so its a very amusing list to read...the funnest comment is this one placed in the "Girls Sam will like" column..."Any girl he meets on a camp with long hair"...and he has also put into the list of possible future wives "Beer" so apparently Im goin to marry a beer!

This morning was rubbish possibly the worst of my life...I got up and dress and all was fine...I was goin to take a nice easy strole to college after taking a bus halfway...however I needed to take some money out of a cash point to pay for my driving lesson I had later in the day...so I get to the cash point open my wallet to find my cash card isn't there! So I go home empty all my pockets and I dont find it...so I search my bedroom...its not there...I begin to get worried...I then realise it is in the pocket of a pair of jeans which were goin around in the washing machine...so I wait for the washer to finish which it does exceedly late if u ask me...anyway I grab my card and run out the house...I get to the bus stop thinking there is enough time for me to go into the bank and get my money before the 157 (the bus which takes me to college) comes so Im about 100m away from the stop when I look behind me and see it at the stop with an old lady getting onboard so I turn around and sprint to the bus but just as I get there the doors close and the bus is about to pull off so I knock on the doors and the bus driver just looks at me and pulls off! So I sprint after it all through withington and miss it by about 2 seconds at the next stop! So then I go to the bank and get my money I then get on a bus which will take me halfway to college...just as the bus is comin up to the stop I see the 130 pulling off! and the 130 is a bus which I could have caught to get to college! So I decide to walk to cheadle bout 1mile away from college and I was bout 1mile away from cheadle at this moment...so I walk fast up to cheadle and just as Im getting there I see another bus which goes to college pulling off from a bus stop! So i have to walk the rest of the way to college and arrive there late...however I jus managed to get into my class just in time for the register...and I mean just in time...the teacher had jus said the name on the list before me...and that was the end of the worst morning of my life...

The afternoon wasn't bad...we had CU...then we had a maths lesson in which we laughed through then I had a driving lesson which was fun...Im getting used to using the clutch properly now! :D

Anyway as I have an entire piece of coursework to write by tuesday I think I should go...

BYE!

Titanium and petroleum...

Hello world!

The weekend is nearly here!!! yay! only one more day of college then I have the weekend...in which I will have to write a piece of physics coursework on titanium! But my nephews and nieces are coming round on saturday so I'll get to play with them!! :D

Today I went to college as usual, its a naf place...really naf...but what the heck! Iv only got 1 1/2 more years there...that's quite a long time really....anyway as I was saying I went to college and sat through a maths lesson...in which my maths teacher is really rubbish...and trust me she is!!! Then I had an electronics lesson in which I finishd the questions set seriously quickly so I was bored for a good 30mins...then I went down to pit stop for my lunch which was cool...then I went to chemistry and learnt about the reaction of chlorine and methane...its quite explosive...I like explosive things...one of my aims in life is to create a mushroom cloud...Im not quite sure how yet, but Im a clever boy I'll find a way! I also handed in my four...yes that's right four page essay on fractional distalition and cracking of petroleum...hence the title of the post. Then I came home on my bike...and on the way a stupid woman cut me up so instead of shouting at her I decided to accelerate and keep up with her for about 300m and glare at her for quite a long time...it worked I think she got my point! It was quite amusing...

so yeah that was my day and I managed to make it sound pretty positive as well!!!

51!

Unimagitive title I know but it is 11:04pm and I am quite tired as I had another naf day...with a slightly better ending then yesterday...

So I have to think positive...why do I have to think positive Becca? Negative is sometimes more fun! Anyway here I am at 11:05pm sitting at my computer listening to the best chilled out album U2 have ever done...The Joshua Tree...great album with some quality tracks on it...however according to Becca I should have turned off my computer by this point as Im intending to go to bed soon and I shouldn't watch TV or go on my computer an hour before I go to bed...so sorry Bex but I am flatly goin against your advice...mainly cos Im in a mood to write a blog posts and the best posts as we all know are done at random times of the day and have random themes...however you advice was good advice as last night I managed to sleep better then I had for the last week...everybody Becca gives good advice on how to sleep well at night!

Anyway just as I am strugle for things to say Im going to name the best U2 albums ever:

best chill out album:
The Joshua Tree

Best happy album:
Rattle and Hum

Best live album:
Under a blood red sky

Best hits album:
All you can't leave behind

Best album:
Atchung baby

You may have noticed that How to dismantle an atomic bomb was not on that list this is because although it has some good tracks it is not the best U2 album ever and I much prefer The Joshua Tree. If anyone disagrees with me Im right here to argue my point!

I believe in the Kingdom Come
Then all the colors will bleed into one
But yes I'm still running.
You broke the bonds
You loosened the chains
You carried the cross
And my shame
And my shame
You know I believed it
But I still haven't found
What I'm looking for
But I still haven't found
What I'm looking for
U2 - Still haven't found what Im looking for

p.s. how was that for a positive post Becca? random I know but...

50!

Yes that's right this is my 50th blog post! And I have been told to right more postitive posts by a certian young lady, however today I feel worse then what I have done in a long time possibly ever so this is all your getting!

Well they're over....

That's right the exams are over and all is good..well its not actually but its a bit better then before they were over...

So what is there to talk bout...The stupidity of my college...my father got a phone call today...

"Mr Hardy are you aware you're son missed a lesson yesterday?"

"What lesson would that be?"

"Key skills"

"That would probably because he was in an exam!!!"

"Oh...well that explains it..."

So not only do my college make ppl do stupid subjects like key skills, they also dont know when their students are in exams! Oh it fills you with confidence dont it!

Today was possibly the naffist (new word invented by me...bet you cant invent a new word can you Harman!) day of college I have had yet...Physics was going over what we did in the lesson before...Maths we have a naf teacher who cant teach...Chemistry the teacher tried to scare us by telling about all the "bad things" which come from burning hydrocarbons and their effects...like global warming...oh sorry climate change...oh sorry I forgot that theory is a loada rubbish! Then in electronics not only is a class full of idiots it was also I lesson where I learnt nothing new...just stuff Id done in physics 2 months ago...so yeah I really great day...oh to make it better I have a four page essay to do for thursday on the cracking of crude oil and its fractions...also I have to write a piece of coursework for tuesday!!! Great!

Exams...

Yes that's right there here! And I should be revising at this point but I can't be bothered! My first exam is on tuesday...but its maths so hopefully it shouldn't be too hard...So yeah Im gonna mess around for a bit...

Timothy write some posts! Im getting bored...you need to get back writing some classic blog posts again...Im exceedingly bored of "Oxford Road"

Anyway Im going now...so cya!!

The end is nigh

Yes the end of the holidays is nearly here...Well infact I go back to college tomorrow and Im not looking forward to it!!! Help me someone! But Im about to sink into a downward spiral of depression...Harman you better do summat to cheer me up...like write a post on his blog! Which I notice he hasn't done for 10 days!!!!!!!!!!!! And you actually expect us to hang around waiting for your blog post if there not goin to come? What is the point mister Harman of writing long posts once every month...you might as well, like me, write short but frequent posts!!

So there!!