OOPS! I did it again!!!

I fell off my bike...doing summat stupid!!! I was Mountain Bikin in the park on the ice with my little brother when I took a Icey corner too fast and too sharp the kinda turn Id do on a road bike...and guess what both my wheels went shooting across the ice in the wrong direction not stopping and I hit the floor!!! It was quite fun actually Igot quite a good adrenaline rush I just lept back on my bike and shot off much to the amazement of the indian lady who was standing nearby!!! Anyway I thought Id let you all know that! Now I go to more revision...I have to find out about the physical properties and uses of titainium!

Cya!

P.s. Tim Im still not as stupid as you I didn't fall off changing the volume on my minidisc player!!! I was wearing shorts tho which was stupid as it was -5c!!!

The ground beneath her feet

Yes Mr Harman that is the title of a U2 song!

Anyway I said Id write more and her I am...however my hands are very cold Im finding typing dificult! hold on one moment *plugs heater into socket* that's a bit better...anyway today Im trying to escape revision and managing although I really should do some so I will once Iv finished this post.

Anyway I have my new mobile phone...A sony Ericsson k600i yes Mr Harman th one I bidded for on ebay when u were here! I got a new phone because my Nokia 7250i came out of my pocket when I was cycling along and promtly got ran over by a very large lorry! so I came home went onto ebay and found my new phone...

On Christmas day I went for a walk up a hill near congelton coalled The Cloud...sometime I have to go there on a clear day and stay all night and take pictures of the sunset, stars and sunrise with a very good camera...Tim u can come with me! Its a great place for the sunset I was up there just as the sun was setting is was awesome...so yeah you can come with me sometime Tim and its near my brothers house so we can go there after!

Anyway I need to do some physics!

Cya!

Sam

Boxing Day

Well that's right its boxing day...6 days since my last post...and a lot has happened in those few days...however I haven't got time to tell you everything so it will be short...Firstly on tuesday I finished college on wednesday Tim came...on thursday I got my phone ran over by a lorry while I was cyling on friday Veronique came and on saturday I got my new fone...and thats bout it for now so I'll write more later! bye!

Scrouge!!!!!

Well that's what many people call me around this time of year mainly cos I dont really do anything for Christmas...well last year I went and cycled bout 19miles rode in a river then nearly fainted on the way home...well it was snowing!!! But no I dont do Christmas and Im proud of if...and if anyone has a problem with me not doin christmas then tell me...but dont expect me to change!!!

However I do do new year!! And as the song says

All is quiet on New Year's day


Now who can tell me who wrote the song and what's its name...? As you can tell Im bored...But I only have one more day of college left!!! :D:D So yeah answers come on tim you should know!

Driving....

Well today I had my first driving lesson ever!!! And it was very cool! I was pretty naf really! But At least I drove all the way from Cheadle to Withington...And that included the A34! It was quite fun really...But yeah nothing much else happened today...oh I got into a massive debate bout Women in church and christmas and who's the head of the household...I could go into details but I cant be bothered! And I also went to see Narnia...Which was good...not as good as it could have been...but it was good! Anyway I need to write an e-mail to Tim and then I need to revise...

BYE!

A donkey, a donkey for my kingdom for a donkey

Well...In light of harman calling himself "Wise and clever" and me "stupid" I thought I would reply to his insults...Mainly starting with the fact that have u seen his msn picture recently? I mean anyone who is wise and clever would a) use a comb b) have a hair cut! Oh and as he's a lad I dont think any wise and clever lad would wear a girls scarf! And as to me being stupid...What did u get in your last chemistry AS-level mock exam Tim?..........whats that? sorry I didn't quite catch that...Oh you dont do Chemistry AS....Well I do and I got an A!!! But Tim why dont u do Chemistry AS...oh I remember you're not clever enough!!! And I could take this onto quantam physics and that...but I think we should go onto a far more interlectual topic...............................

MY BIKE IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this a dagger I see before me?

In my last post I insulted Harman far far that most ordinary people would give up trying to be polite and send a barrage of insults back in my direction...however Harman being no ordinary person sent back this reply...

That's just looking for a fight...

I will not be brought down to your levle.. (Yes that is meant to say level)

STUPID!

So after saying he wasn't going to stoop down to my level he promptly continued to call me stupid! Which I find quite amusing as calling someone stupid is the level I was at what I wrote last nights post...so obviously I am not the stupid one...Harman is! Yes Tim is the STUPID one! Ha so what do u have to about that harman?

For the sake of arguement...

Tim! You're an IDIOT!!!! And you cant ride a bike! And my bike is better than yours! And you bend the truth till its not the truth! And my calculator is better than yours!

There is no failure here sweetheart

Umm...late night posts...kinda like 24 drinking...its a bad idea but all the same I like it! And as Iv got nout to do I might as well do it! Today I slept till 11am then got up did a bit of revision and had lunch and did some more revision...I got some mock exams very soon...then I watched tv then I went out to the snooker club and played snooker with Jermaine and Ethan. Then I came home...not very exciting really...but I thought Id tell you it all the same...

Now as I was saying to Harman, this is where short posts come into their own...when you dont have anything interested to say and ur too tired to waffle, so on that bombshell...good night! And that really is the end and if you think Im joking you're an idiot and I will hate you for it! And yes I did just copy Harman's blog...and no I dont care that that's cheating...and yes I really hate you...and I dont care if you think that isnt nice! I'M NOT BOTHERED!!!!!!

Bye

Maybe you can educate my mind

Hello there!!!

How is everybody tonight? I myself am not at all bad :D Im tired, actually Im cream crackered but Im happy...Ive discovered Iv got lots of Mock exams in the next week but apart from that Im good...But after Tim's nice comments about the length and to some degree the contents of my last post....I have decided that this one is goin to be a bit shorter...mainly cos I haven't much to say as I said it all in the last post! Which incedently a great post...after reading it again it has to be one of my best posts ever, and Im not trying to be arrogant...its just that it was pretty good. Some of the english in there was quite frankly amazing!

www.weeblstuff.co.uk

Sam

Elevation!

Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you can educate my mind
Explain all these controls
Can’t sing but I’ve got soul
The goal is elevation

Elevation -U2

like Tims post those lyrics have absolutley nothing to do with the post...but I like em as they come from a quality song....

Anyway...this post...it has a point...well actually does it? Lets see...it is here to inform u about what is going on in my life...so maybe it has a point...but as nothing happens in my life there is no point to me telling you so the post has no point...Also why do you need to know whats goin on in my life? So at the moment it has realy no point....also computer screens arent that sharp and if it aint sharp it doesnt have a point...so this post is usless...cept its kwwping me happy so its not usless!

Anyway...what can I talk bout? I know...college...there's alot to talk bout at college...for a start...there's Sylvia Livsey....which when her surname is said backways...is Yesevil....but she is one of the worst teachers ever! And she wears tights like what ur local fisherman uses to catch fish!!!!! There is way too many idiots at college...and not enough cool people...but one can overlook that minor point so really there aint much to talk bout college...

NSUK...there's summat one can moan about...What's happened? Where did it all go wrong? when I first started on it, it was good...when I was in the middle of it, it was getting worse and when I left it was bad...now I am imformed by an imformant that it is rubbish!!! It should return it to how it was! It was fun then! No one got hurt! it was all good...then it all got spoilt with rules and regulations! A moderator is an good idea...but not one who spoils all the fun! It was good...now its bad... No one would get hurt with the Uzi's and 12 bore shotguns...then we got made to leave them at the student cafe door...and the convo's in the student cafe went down...and down it was a downwards spiral...people started to come on NSUK who didn't know what it was like it the proper days...when the fun wasn't watered down with politics......the fun left NUSK...the spark died...and with it any hope of a good time...the flame was extingiushed by rules...quenched and dampened...so if anyone who is reading this and has any power on NUSK...I beg you put it back to how it was...re-ignite the flame...put the fun back into the student cafe, save the bans for serious things...dont stop the debates because people are saying what they believe...dont ruin the enjoyment that was once had...dont ban people for speaking there mind...listen to those who have been there longer then anyone else...longer than the newbies...longer than even Jo Story...dont threaten them with bans...after all they know what NSUK should be like...so please take it back to how it was give it the spark it needs...and burn the book of rules...its not worth the paper its written on.

To live is Christ, to die is gain

What does that mean? There must be 1001 answers to...answers well shove a comment on my blog...

Anyway...Im still here...My boss has finally payed me some of what he owes me :D which is good...as ever...erm Im bout to apply for my provisional drivers license...which will be fun :D driving lessons here I come...Life is ticking on as normal...Been riding to college everyday...its been flipping cold recently! Anyway Im off cya!

Sam

Hello

Hello there...

Just a quick note to say Im still here...harman hasn't killed me with rubber bands yet!!! Everything is going along...I just can't be bothered to post as I ain't got anything to say!!!

So Bye!

Sam

Chavs!

Well...the chavs (or scallies) round here, have been causing a bit of trouble recently...well actually lots of trouble really...firstly they've been pestering the widow across the road...which is never nice...they've been climbing on her garage roof...knocking over pot plants and the like...however recently they have started doing something else...and I think they must have been to the new wallace and gromit movie cos the have started to steal rabbits!!! That's right! Rabbits! They have stolen our neighbours rabbit hutch and rabbit!! The theives! So if anyone out there see's some chavs walking around with a rabbit...hit em!!! And because of my annoyance of chavs I rustled up this picture which some people might find amusing....

Don't steal our sun

Well Harman you can't insult that title cos its not from a U2 song!!! its from a song by The Thrills!!! Anyway...I have taken a small amount of time out of my busy schedule to give you an update on my life...ain't I so nice and generous...and kind...and handsome (well according to a vote on NSUK I am)...and downright amazing...anyway...I went to scarborough last Thursday and had a laugh...its a very nice place...if only it was a good surfing place...anyway yesterday (Friday) I went to see Wallace and Gromit...ah that is a hilarious film...its very impressive...anway I ain't really been doing much else as its the half term at the moment so anyway hope you enjoyed reading this small post...and harman its not the size of the post which matters...its the quality

Sam

Back for the evening

That's right I have crawled along the length of the M5 and half of the M6 actually we missed some out cos it wasn't even crawling it was standing...I have arrived home in Manchester for the night and Im leaving again at 7:10 to go to Scarborough tomorrow...So I will bore you with a bit of info bout my time away...Well I got up at 5:15 every morning to go and obtain some milk from 200+ cows but yeah that was fun so was driving a tractor...so was driving a quad bike...or ATV to give it it's proper name...and also being a crack shot at shooting was quite fun also...but no another fun part was beating my brother at the number plate game cos he got Nebuchadnezzar which is a 14 letter word...but I got Tetrachloromethane which is an 18 letter word...(I hope you notice that harman!!!! A 14 and then a 18 letter word in my blog how often do you manage that one?!?! hey!) anyway as I was saying I thrashed him...but nah tomorrow Im going to scarborough which could be quite fun...however it wont beat farming...cos once you get used to the fact that you're wading around in a load of Cow Poo its not at all bad...actually that poo aint that bad...its the pee that stinks! trust me when you've stood in a load of cows for two days I think you'd know!!!! but nah...its well cool...and fresh milk straight out of a cow is gogeous...really the stuff you get from tesco's is nasty!!!! really nasty...and one of the coolest things you can do is go along a dirt track in the dark at 25mph on a quad bike...cos that is so cool...also doing 50mph on a quad with no helmet is pretty cool also...its very...refreshing...once you get past the fact its blooming scary!!!! but you can do some pretty good donuts on a quad...and a concrete floor covered in cow terd and pee is a pretty good place to do it!!!! lol...anyway I hope you enjoyed reading about cow poo and similar...cos I enjoyed walking around in it! lol that will do for now

Cya around

Well Im off...

That's right Im leaving tomorrow for Devon until wednesday...then early on Thursday I am going to scarborough for the day...so...I won't be posting for a while...I will resume my debate with Harman on my return in the mean time I'll be enjoying myself...cya!

Harman I appalaud you...

for being so stupid and not realising it!!!! lol...nah that last bit on you post was pretty good I'll admit...it had me laughing...only I have a feel that that came out of a thesaurus!!! So next time use your own brain...oh sorry I forgot you haven't got one! You see he says he had to put up with me for 50miles...how about me putting up with him!? Because of him we did an average of 15mph when I was well up for 17mph...and I was not the one who colapsed by the road side groaning..."ah Iv got cramp! Oh my leg! Ow that hurts....oh I need a Mars Bar...ow my leg" I will remind everyone that when a beautiful young ladie passed us on the other side of the road it was me who was at the front...it was me who waved at her...and it was blantently obvious that she waved back at me...not Harman...and yet this is what he posted on a comment on my blog Well we had that hot chick smiling at us didn't we! We're fit!!! Have you noticed how he tried to claim the victory for himself when he had nout to do with it!!! And he tries to tell you he's not a truth bender! Ladies and Gentlemen I am not a liar...but it is is very obvious to me that the accused (Mr Tim Harman) wishes to seek to bring himself all the glory...he thinks that he can do that by attacking my character and personallity...In my summary I would like to point out Sam Hardy is a, blockhead, a dimwit, a dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead.
He is also brainless, dazed, and deficient, ever so dense, very dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless this is what Harman wrote about me on his blog...I think ladies and gentlemen, members of the jury...that what you are looking at (Mr Tim Harman) is an angry, bitter, truth-bending, frauding, evil, self-indulgentent, selfish, gluttonish glory seeker!!! He tries to use the issues of calculators to bring him out on top...however is you find out the functions of my calculator compared to his mine is evidently better...

I leave you with one question...WHO WON THE BEAUTY CONTEST...ME OR HARMAN? The answer is me...

Note: I had to go through this post of do a bit of bowlderization in other words censor it cos Harman's language is shocking...See harman a 14 letter word!!!!!!!

That truth bending trickster!

Well in response to what Harman wrote about me I here by retaliate...

He ended his post by attacking my post titles...

These are some titles to his posts.

" In the name of love"
Oh that's original, isn't it! Oh and look!

"When you get to the bottom you go back to the top"
Very deep! And oh so original!

A few more examples for you!

"ARGH!!!" ('meaningful')
"The Post With No Title" (right…)
"The more you see the less you know" (where did that come from I wonder…)
"It's a beautiful day" (awww, sweet)

If you are a U2 fan you may have seen a slight trend here. Well in the quotes that actually mean anything at least, ie. the ones Sam has stolen.

lets have a look at some of the titles Tim uses shall we...

The coolness!

Something...

A re-writing of last nights post

Study guide

Hello aggain and aggain

That ill feeling

Tusday (I think that is meant to say Tuesday)

Football

New look

Quick post

Any way what I am saying is that this is a man (if you can call him that) who uses the most un imaginative titles in the world! And he moans at me for using song lyrics...His attack on me was completely un provoked and He is tricking you all!!! He bends the truth till it turns into lies and then claims that is the truth!!! His calculator is nothing compared to mine...the reason why he knows what happens when a calculator is thrown at a wall...is cos he frequenly does it in his more than frequent rages! And I will have you all to know my calculator has a writing function with which one can use all the letters of the alphabet in any order to form any word or combination of words...e.g TIM IS STUPID Also Tim is exceedingly slow when it comes to riding a bike! He crawls along a the pace of a snail...and moans we he is forced to go up a hill...

You see I am not like Tony Blair or Tim as I don't record the words of conversations I have with people so I can't bring out quotes to embarrass him...which is maybe a good thing as it means I have to prove to you through his behaviour that he is not a man to be believed...in fact would you rather take the word of a honest and upright man...or a truth bending trickster...and I can tell you now that I am an honest and upright man...I will leave you to decide the rest...

Like the storm

Hello world,
There ain't much to say but even if there was I don't want to tell it right now...you see Tim Harman can prattle on about calculators and such things but I can't...you wanna know why? Cos I actually do summat in my life...him...well he just sits at home all day...part timer! and he's got it all wrong when it comes to calculators anyway...mainly cos imne is the best!!!

And that concludes the post

In the name of love

So...hello everyone...if this don't come out well then its because Im about to fall into bed and I am extreemly tired despite the fact that I Haven't been given that much work at college yet...but there are plenty of other things to make you tired, like cycling to college everyday in the wind...like lazing around that can be very tiresome...also annoying people! Now that's why Im tired...but yeah my electronicws class is filled with idiots but moving on before I get too annoyed...there ain't much to say...there might be in a few days but not right now.

To the person who posted a comment on my last post who called themselves Adolf Hitler go away...Hitler was a horrible man and for once I agree with what the Americans did I.e. invade germany.

Nothing to report....

Hello...
really there isn't anything to report in my life at the mo cept that I haven't sent off for my provisional liecence yet (really should that) erm nothing else I think so I just thought that Id tell you all that I was still alive and that is about it! sorry for the lack of posting...Iv just got nout to say cept

Goodbye!

Birthday Wishes

Well if you have remembered my birthday then you have no need to read this...but if you haven't then...what are you waiting for? you better get your act together...my birthday is today!!! Wednesday!!! come on!!!!

On a completely different note its quite nice being awake at dawn...just noticed that one.

Naf...

Naf...that's what what life is. Now call me pesimistic or what ever but it is. I don't care what you think...if you're life is good at the moment then be happy but mine ain't its naf...really naf...and boring I don't want to spend another 2 years at college...its only been 3 weeks and I feel like Iv been there forever...I hate the place...but anyway...if you want to join me in being pesmistic...feel free...we can make a club...Tim you don't like tuesdays...join me!

life stinks

It does...it has a tendancy to be naf...really naf...what is there to look forward to? nothing in the near future anyway...so lets start with past...saturday...saturday was good...cept for the cold I had...which thankfully decided to not be too bad...because....it was Jonny's wedding!!! Yes that's right...Jonny Hardy of 20 years of age, the farmer from Manchester, he now lives in Devon...got married...who saw that two years ago? so his best man and his chief usher (I was an usher but not the chief usher) sang a song for him and here it is:

You’re Beautiful – (The Jonny and Becki Version)

His life is brilliant,

His hair is short,

He’s good at farming,

But not at sport,

His head is covered in scars now,

From stairs down which he fell,

He used to be a Porker,

But now its hard to tell.

He’s beautiful (x3)

It’s true,

His middle names Boaz,

He’s got a hairy…face,

And we love him through and through.

Becky is brilliant,

Becky is cool,

And Jonny loves her,

Cos he’s no fool,

He met her up in Scotland,

And there he worked his charm,

And now they’re down in Devon,

Working on a farm.

She’s beautiful (x3)

It’s true,

We saw her face,

And we think she’s ace,

Better than we thought he could do.

They’re beautiful (x3)

Its true,

Side by side,

Their love they cannot hide,

And to each other they’ll be true…

…we bet that soon they will be due.

so there you go...a quality song and if you know anything about jonny it portrays him perfectly oh and remember to sing it to the tune of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt...anyway hope you are enjoying your self...cos I am not!!! Iv got a cold...Iv got tuesday tomorrow and tuesday is bad...very bad...so Im going now...I'll leave you with a song me and my brother made up...

The pants song

You need someone to assist

'cause your pants are in a twist

You turn 'em around,

but they just fall to the ground,

you call and you shout,

'cause you pants are inside out,

you're ever so edgedy

cos you're afraid of the wedgie

Inside outside

backways forwards

They'll last you for the week,

but then you'll reek

you stress and you fret,

cause your pants are very wet,

you dry 'em on the line,

so now they are fine

Boxers Knickers Briefs,

If you lose em you'll be in grief

If you throw them on the ground

They will always be found

Inside outside

backways forwards

They'll last for a week,

but then you'll reek

(descent)

Boxers,

Knickers,

Briefs,

Boxers

Knickers...

what is there to say?

Well I would like to first of all say if anyone posts comments unconected to this post, e.g. advertising their web space...they and there post will be annailated! and Im not joking...well today was pretty naf...not sad just naf...first of all there was hardly any point in going in...as it was one lesson and my tutorial which was boring the lesson was boring and so was the rest of the time I spent at college...so yeah that was pretty naf...how ever on the bright side I am now at home and I can do what I like for the next 12 or so hours...

Anyway come saturday I will be in leciester at my brother's wedding...where I will be lokking dreadfully handsome...unfortuantly Tim inviting you is not within my power and besides as I am in such a important position (brother of the Groom) I will be looking amazing anyway so it wouldn't be a fair contest as if hannah was to judge she would blatantly have to chose me as the most handsome...however she's biased against me it wouldn't be fair anyway!

To keep up with the times, and Mr harman, I am contemplating changing the layout of my blog...what do you think? Yes? No? Utimately I have the deciding vote so it won't really mean anything if you do vote!

Anyway Im going now...

Goodbye

Get out your tissues...

Well Harman I hope you had a good saturday, I'll be going on Saturday to my brother's wedding...but yeah my saturday was great...two downsides...I had to get up at 3:30am and I wasn't a marshall...but yeah my day on saturday was great...sunday though wasn't, For a start my brother woke me up at 9:10 I only had to get up at 9:50...then church was naf...then I discovered that Michel Park had just died on SS15 (Margam Park 1) in a crash after his car (no 8 driven by Marko Martin) hit a tree...anyway for those not in the know Michel "beef" Park was the co-driver for Marko Martin...and he was a very nice charcater...and due to the fact I had seen him drive by twice the day before...and taken pictures of him the day before it really hit home for some reason...so the grin I had on my face which would have stayed there for the whole week was wiped of in an instant...and the rest of sunday was a miserable time...then Monday started and we all know what mondays are like...and mine are doubly bad...a) they are the start of the week and b) its the day before tuesday and tuesday is naf...its a full day from 9:00 till 16:15 which means I leave the house at bout 8:15 (as long as its dry) and get back about 16:55 if its wet I leave at 8:00 and get back bout 5:10

Anyway I need to go as it is tea time so good bye everyone

Sam

Tutor groups are like spoons...

Hello everyone...I salut you from my boring world of sith form college...Well this Saturday will not be boring nor the one after but the rest is...anyway Im just gonna have a good moan bout college and all things which annoy me in college...firstly its a trek to get there on the bus it takes at least 30 mins...on the bike (alot better) it takes bout 20 and that's on my not so good bike...anyway...then when you get there you have to wrestle your way through all the chavs and freaks...to get to your required destination...usually where your friends are...then one has a heck of alot of lessons which seem to go on for ever...and...well lets moan some more about lessons...in none of my classes cept one are there any idiots...but in my electronics class its packed with nutters...really they should all leave the course now!!! and the teacher is really cool...he's quite old but he really deserves respect as he is a quality fellow...but he isn't given any by the idiots!!! They all laugh at him and are rude...they should be shot...anyway enough of that...what can I moan about now...I know! Tutor Groups! They are like spoons...they're pointless!!! really usless about as usefull as a blunt stick! and they waste good lunch breaks as well!

Its friday tomorrow...you know what that means? only two more lessons then its the weekend!!! Also saturday is gonna be one heck of a day...Im gonna be getting up at 3:00am to be leaving at 4:00am to then sit in a car for 3 hours while we bomb it down to Llandovery then at Llandovery we take the east road out of the town and then we take a left turn a few miles along and enter the forest stage of Halfway!!! Where we drive along the stage to Junction 11 then park the car cook our bacon and that lot...then I take lots of photo's of cars while my old man and some other friends wear yellow jackets and tell people where to go...I wish I ould be a marshall but I haven't got my licence yet... :( so for this event I am relegated to a lowly spectator...but come november and I'll be wearing my Jacket again! Cos in november its the RAC rally and on that Im a marshall!!!! Yar!!! Get in there!!! anyway I need to do some homework...see you guys later!

Fly in eye - not good

Well before I get onto the subject from which the title comes from I would just like to say...

EAT THAT YOU AUSTRAILIANS!!!!! we've taken back what was rightfully ours, which you stole for 18 years...and now you won't be getting them back for a long long time! However I must say that you guys did play quite well...although we were better! Sorry couldn't you read that? Was the light too bad? Do you need to go off for bad light?

As an Englishman I would like to say that I think we can all forgive Peiterson for his Dropped catches in light of his 150+

Anyway a short section on the title...as I was riding home today a fly flew into my eye...and not only did it hurt...I was temporalily blinded...not nice...any that is a considerable risk to safety on the roads so I think Tony Blair should should ban flys or put lots of red tape around them...It would go quite well with all his other stupid rules don't you think?

Its a beautiful day!

Well hello...I have several things to say but I haven't much time to say it so here goes...firstly...
WOOOO HOOOOO Im going on the WRC YEAH!!!! W00t! Dispite the fact I haven't got a marshalls licence the stage commander has said I can come!! Yeah Baby!!! I have been waiting for this moment my whole life!!!! No Joke! Im going to see Colin Mcrae!!!! Get in there!! And I don't have to pay any thing to get on the stage and I get to drive along the stage...and...and it just amazing!!!!!!! Im so happy I only discovered the fact about an hour ago! Yeah!!!

As of yesterday (wednesday) I joined the scarey world of mainstream secular education at Cheadle and Marple college...so if I don't post very often...that is why...cos Im busy working...

And You asuuies are gonna get thrashed!!!! YEAH!!! ANd that is about it for now...cya later!

The more you see the less you know

Well Hello from Manchester on this beautiful sunny day...well at least it looks sunny out of my window...I just thought I'd post since I haven't posted since sunday and that was only to laugh at all you Aussies! Anyway I haven't been upto much really...I sorted out a bike Im gonna ride to college on...erm I enrolled at college...Oh college...I don't want to go...well I do but I don't...you see I really don't won't to do two more years of education...yet to get anywhere you need a-levels so guess what...Im doing two more years of education! Its going to be a interesting expreiance as...being home schooled...Iv never been in mainstream secular eduction before...so here goes! Anyway...before the 7th September I intend to do absolutly nothing! I just want to rest and sleep...Oh I might occassionally go out on my bicycle but that is yet to be decided...moving on...

I haven't really got out to say so Im gonna go...sorry for the lack of waffle all you waffle lovers!

Eat that you Aussi's!!!!

We won! Yar!!!! We won the cricket! YAY!!! What a game! What a series! Can't wait till the Oval! Apart from that life's been pretty naf.

I need you

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo! As you can probably tell by the length of the greeting its been an ok day...one of those days which hasn't been bad but drives you completely mad! You know the ones I mean? No? Didn't think so...anyway not much has happened...helped Dad mend the car in the morning...messed around in the afternoon...tided my room...you know boring stuff...my desk is looking very tidy though...it makes my newton's cradle look quite cool sitting there on an empty desk...what do you mean "what's a Newton's Cradle?" You know 5 metal balls hanging of a metal frame...you don't know? oh ok...have you been to kindergarton?!? anyways moving on...I was looking through my phone book and I realised how many people's numbers I have on phone who I never talk to!! For example the first entry is Andy haven't talked to him in 6 months...don't even know where he lives! Next Anna same again haven't talked to her for 3months...Anna Gordon...Haven't talked to her since december...but I do know what town she lives in!!! So far all these people have been from camps and I just can't be bothered wasting money on them if Im never gonna see em again! So Iv done the "A's" Becca...ah I talked to her a week ago...I know her address infact its a first! She's one of the only people from a camp who I have continued talking to...I hope she knows how special she is! Becky...ok she lives near me so she can stay in along side Becca...Becky Dixon oops she's my brothers fiancee she better stay in! Beth Newman Smith never talk to her either...anyway Im not going to go through all the names for you but you get the idea! why are they on my phone!?! What do you mean you don't know!?! Anyway another piece of waffle has been written...I should work for The Sun! Only my waffle is too good for them!! So Iv finished waffling for this evening and Im going to bed

Bon Nuit

Sam

P.s. In case you are wondering where the title comes from its a line in a song called take my hand and its all about how a man needs God...it was playing when I started writing so that's what my post got called.

Saturday has come!!!

Cept it started with my brother waking me up at 09:50 which is why Im up at this unearthly hour! Well actually saturday started for me way before 09:50 as I was playing cards and a game called barricades with my dad and a family friend...I won at solo!!! Oh yeah I destroyed em all...anyway as I was saying I was up till about 00:45 cos I was reading my physics book...now you are all wondering why I was reading my physics book not the bible or summat similar...the answer is simple really...I have to remember physics before september as I took my Physics GCSE 2 years ago and haven't done any since...so as Im going to do Physics A-level I think I should learn it really don't you...Anyway so yeah the sun is shining and Im feeling good...my bible readings this morning highlighted that faith is the key...I always knew that but its good to have you memory jogged by God...cos if God does it then there must be a good reason for it!

Anyway let me tell you about something I did yesterday, I went out on my bike...did 17.81 at 18mph...that's not the fastest Iv ever done it but it wasn't bad....but that wasn't the high point...I was needing to get past an illeagally parked car(if you're reading this and you're car is parked illeagally shame on you! go and move it!) and you know what car let me out? None other then an Aston Martin DB9 oh yes all twelve cylinders of it then...the driver was a very kind man...you know why? Cos as he later went past me he let his engine sing...wow...a male voice choir can't compare to the bass in that or anything else for that matter...nothing can...mabye a Zonda or a Enzo could get close but nout else could...wow that was one amazing car...then the thing whichI found funniest was the fact the Aston parked in front front of a Porsche Show room!!! (where incedently there are also some very nice cars) But do you think the driver was taking the mick or buying a new car or what? You're views please...also the night before I had seen I Lambo so its been a pretty good week for cars considering I saw a ferriari on Monday...anyway Iv waffled on for ages when this was meant to be a short post so...

Sam

P.S. Im dying for a good debate someone debate me on summat thing...it cant be too serious though

Hello Good Looking! (I should really stop talking to myself!)

Hello world! Well its been one crazy day for many reasons...not bad tho...Lets start from the very beginning...I wake up at 7am when I only have to wake up at 8am tragedy...then I remember richard is staying the night and we're meant to be going to work at 10am so we kinda have to get up...so anyway by 9:45am we're ready to leave on our bikes...never and I mean never take Richard out on a bike its a crazy experience! man that lad should learn to ride ( just like Harman really but that's a different matter!) Anyway We get to work sweep up and tidy up for a large part of the morning and then we went out and had a dodgy kebab for lunch...the only thing that convienced me to eat it was that I was starving and it wasn't giving out a atomic green glow...then we did some painting...I talked to the boss about electrics and stuff...then we let for home after working 6 hours...however when we got home I discovered that my nephew, niece, baby nephew (he's so cool) and sister-in-law were at my house!!! but nah their cool really...anyway they left and I played worms with richard for a while that game gets boring after a while...then shoved richard on a bus and came home and sat infront of the TV till now and soon Im gonna go...tomorrow Im not working so I'll probably try to remember physics and tidy my room or some thing similar...Hey I got one of my GCSE results early...I go an (A) in Chemistry! I'll post my full results on the 25th...anyway Iv managed to waffle on...again...so Im off!!

Sam

P.s. If you're reading this post something about it...it feels better when people write comments

When you get to the bottom you go back to the top

Nothing has happened I just felt like posting...So this one will be short and sweet...like me...cept Im not short! lol Anyway...today I went to work, oh the joy! It was pretty boring really cept for the bit where I had to drill out large holes in walls! :D It was quite fun that part...people should really learn how to make coffee!!!! I mean I was at a house to day where some one was living and they offered me a coffee so I was like oh yeah brong it on...and then it was the most disgusting coffee ever! And I mean ever! It was ming so then I returned to the house where I had to knock holes in walls...and as I drilled I listened to U2, which brings me neatly onto the title for this post...you see U2 on their Rattle and Hum album did a cover of the Beetles song Helter Skelter of which the first line is "when you get to the bottom you go back to the top" And that was the song I was listening to when I started this post so that is the story behind the title...Anyway Iv waffled on for a while so Im gonna go...

Sam

ARGH!!!

Grr! What a day! Grr! It went wrong in many reasons!

a) We had decided to go and watch the cricket, so we got there about 9:30am then...after queueing for 15mins we were in sight of the turstiles and the gated closed because the ground was full!!!! And Mr Tim Harman got into the ground grr!!!!

b) after getting back home my parents decided to go and visit some friends and they wanted me to go...which meant I couldn't watch the cricket

c) England didn't win the match...it was a draw...how naf!!! That's really rubbish the aussi didn't deserve that result!!! Grr

It hasn't been a good day!

Friday evenings...are to be enjoyed

and the best way of doing that is to playcards safe in the knowledge that austrialia are really on the back foot and England are firing on all four (or 12 if you like aston martins) cylinders. Anyway that is really what Iv been doing all evening.

However I would now like to tell you all a little sumthing about a certain man we all know...his name is Tim...and I went cycling with him last wednesday...now before this outing timothy had been boasting that he was so good...and that his bike was tonnes better than mine...so imagin my surprise as I walk out of chester station with my £400 bike and meet a lad with a heap of rust and two wheels, who claims to be Timothy Harman...well he quickly explains that his bike is seven years old and has been through a lot of things...I hasten to add that one of these things is crashing to the ground while her owner tries (unsucessfully) to change the volume on his Minidisc player! (I'll leave you to explain that one Harman) anyway so after making a short stop at tesco's to buy some snickers (escencials) we head off into deepest darkest (I want to say peru but the correct word will be) Chesire. Anyway...we get of to a great start reaching Beeston Castle in good time...this is where I discover a important fact, Tim don't like hills!!!! I will expound on that fact later...so after a brief restbite at the castle gates we head off to find the Ice cream Farm Timothy has told me about...so we get there after a short pedal...nice place, good food only one bad thing tho...you pay to see cows being milked!!!! I mean why would I want to pay to see cows being milked when I can go to devon and watch cows being milked for free and I can probably even milk them myself!!! anyway we set off and come to a cross roads where my initial thought was to go straight on yet the signpost suggested we should go left...so we follow the sign post...and you know what the sign post must have be turned 90 degrees as we ended up not where the sign said...anyway after a brief glimpse at the map we're off again heading directly where we want to be going...and anyway along a nice country road I explore the interesting fact I found out earlier...Timothy harman will race onto the bottom of hills and fade before he gets to the top...allowing me to overtake him and reach the summit before him!!!! and he had to stop at the top!!! Ha the great cyclist isn't so great after all it will seem...anyway we set of again and make our way back to his house at a average speed of 15.6mph not bad considering we walked through the centre of chester...oh and by the time we reached his house we had taken many what Tim called "map breaks" actually it was so tim could get his breath back!!! Anyway I hope you enjoyed reading about our adventures, there are many other funny things which I would love to expound on but I haven't got time as its 11:30pm and I should be in bed!

Cya tomorrow!

The post with no title...

Sounds Mysterious eh? Bit like a famous five book..anyway I thought I'd inform you on the comings and goings in my life...firstly...and most importantly...Iv recovered from my week away...Im now awake, and alive...tis very good...secondly...I have nearly finalised arrangements for going riding with Mr Harman...For those not in the know his first name is Tim...yes that's right plans changed and Im going over to chester on a train...and Im going out ride around beeston castle...sheep of chesire...beware!!! Thirdly...Did you see the cricket!?!?! Wow Iv never seen such a good game of cricket! It was truely amazing...I was thinking of going to Old Trafford to watch some of the next test but Im fairly sure its all sold out...again! So unless it goes onto the monday (which looks unlikely) I wont be able to go Yep that's right Im sad now...anyway...Im going to Greenwoods later on today to get measured for my top hat and tails for my brothers wedding...yep thats right Im going to be wearing top hat and tails...basicly a even more handsome verson of Mr Darcy!!! All I need to do now is find a good looking young lady to go with and all will be perfect, Iv actually been given a job to do at the wedding although Im not going to reveil what it is cos I want to surprise a few people :D Yeah, yeah don't worry I'll get some pictures of me looking deviously handsome...in the mean time you can have this picture of me as you can probably guess it was at the beach...on quite a cold day...but surf was up so I was going in! Unfortuantly it wasn't that good surf as the waves were created by local wind hence lacking any real power and the wind was full on shore hence blowing the waves over and making them mushy...now you are probably wondering...well why on earth did you go boarding then? the answer is cos that is the best surf we had all holidays!!! yes I was trying to get to go to cornwall this year but mum and dad weren't having any of it so instead we went to angsely...the surf capital of britian...not!!! anyway As you can guess I was messing around in that picture so enjoy it...oh and there was hundreds of jelly fish that day...I touched quite a large number...didn't get stung tho!!! anyway I better be off see you all soon!

Well...Im back!

Hello! Yes that's right I have returned to monotanty and boredom! Well I had a cracking time learning loads of stuff from the word of God...I recieved the Holy Spirit Yay! (Tim or anyone if you want to debate me on this matter I am more than ready and willing) Well I got up to loads of stuff ranging from playing volleyball to filling minirolls with toothpaste and coffee granuals (long story I might explain in a later post Im too tired now) to offending people...mainly cos I said sumone was wrong (inadvertantly) but hey! Im quite narked off with virgin trains but apart from that all is good...why don't vigin trains give more space for lugauge! anyway...Im knackered so i'll talk to you all later!

Do you really want to read this?

Hello world!

So how's everyone? Good? glad you are! Well nothing much has happened really...I went to church this morning...saw my nephews niece and everyone else at church...nearly got knocked off my bike on the way there and on the way back...shouted at some scallies who were pratting around in the middle of the road...not a sensible thing to do...erm what else did I do? Packed my bags as Im going away tomorrow! Yay!!! Im going to Young alduts week that's right I am now considered a young adult!!! Whoo! Anyway Im leaving on the 12:55 train from stockport I think it ends up in london euston but Im not going that far so I wouldn't know!!!! So if you want to come and wave me and my friend...please do so!!! We probably won't notice you but its the thought that counts! Erm as you may of guessed I am going away so I won't be posting for about 5 days...sniff...I know you guys will miss me...arr what the eck!

Anyway all I have to do now is sign this post so Goodbye...

Sam

P.s. Has anyone seen my lighter?

Evening!

Evening everyone, I know, I know a very unimaginative title, but Im not imaginative, you know I thought today would be great, as I had no work, all I had to do was doss...and yet it was naf...I was bored out of my skin! I did nothing apart from play on my computer and watch TV, now some people might find that fun but I didn't, infact the only thing that cheered up my dad was talking to a fantastic girl this evening for 1 and a half hours...but she's paying the phone bill so what the heck! lol...anyway yeah I was happy for the rest but it was just dead...naf...boring...awful...in fact I would rather be at work...and I think next time I will be and on sunday will be my one and only rest day! that'll teach 'em! what it will teach em I have no idea but I like the phrase! My mother has just handed me a book about a christians view to Islam...here's my view...Islam is wrong the bible is right...sorry if that offends anybody but as the bible says that it is wrong and the bible is always right then it is obvious that I am right :D I love it when Im right...its quite a rare occurance! Anyway back to the subject of today...I loved the lie in except for my brother apearing at 10:10am saying..."can I play on your computer?" Why is it that when ever I see him those words come out of his mouth? Its rediculous...hasn't he got anything better to do with his time...which is a good point actually as I was wondering...what did I do before I got my computer and also what did I do before I got my mobile phone? I mean I really can't remember what I did b4 I got my mobile and that was only a year ago. I was so bored I took to devising a route for me and Mr Harman to ride in 10 days time...man he better be feeling fit...some very large hill are gonna be in it...including Holmes Moss now if there is any north west cyclists out there reading this they probably know what Im talking about...its the biggest climb in the Tour of Britain...it has a summit of 524metres and immensly tough to go up...so Harman better be feeling fit!!! Oh and it will also include the Snake pass another large climb...and also winnets pass...now this isn't a long climb...but its 25% and that's steep...so what can I say if you see two dying cycalist goin past your house on the 10th of august you know who we are!!! and on that bombshell Im going to go to bed...good night! *turns out light*

Friday!

Nothing has actually happened yet...but its friday!!! Yay!!! whooo! You know what that means there's only about 7 more hours till the week-end wOOt! (for none NSA'ers wOOt is a sigh of happyness) Now you see what a full working week does to me...Tim enjoy school work while you can it's far more relaxing and less tiring than physical labour!

Im off to work...

Bye

Children are stupid...throw rocks at them!

I sit at my desk contemplating what to write now I have finished filling in EMA forms...Tim Hughes comes from my speakers...life's not that bad really...is it? Well lets consider this issue...starting with work...ah yes the Human's nemisis....blame Adam...actually no blame the Devil...he's the bad guy in this story. Anyway...work...well yet another dull drab day...however I didn't scrape any walls today! Yay! Actually I don't think I did much apart from collect water and sweep floors...but hey I get paid for it...£5 an hour...not bad eh? and when you consider I did 6 hours today...thats 30 quid in the bank...I ain't complaining...well I am actually cos it was one of the most boring days ever...solitary confinement can't be as boring as that...the only good point of the day was lunch hour...mainly cos it was a laugh...you see Bog Dan (yes that is really his name...as far as I know it has nout to do with a toilet) is going home (Romainia) at the end of this week...*sniff*...but he brought his camcorder so he could film us all, then Danello got his MP3 player out and him and Sirral started samba dancin...man it was funny...anyway you guys probs don't don't what Im talking about so I'll change the subject slightly...cleaning! what a stupid thing...I mean you brush up all the dust off the floor...turn around and its all dusty again! I mean what is the point?!?! I mean can't it just stay clean for a day please...I just tidied it up! Please just stay clean...please!

Another issue to contemplate...annoying kids...flippin heck the kids who live next door to the house where Im working are awful...they are so loud and cocky and blooming anoying...Im soon gonna throw bricks and things at them! blimey! There's hundreds (slight exgeration there) of them, one of my colleauges mentioned some thing about they had enough brats to start a football team!!! Also my little brother's best friend is so annoying...he's the biggest wimp on the planet...I can look at him and he'll start moaning!! Grr! I think its about time I change the subject!

umm what shall I talk about now...I know the weather! Us Brits we're pathetic when it comes to the weather! If its cold we moan, if its hot we moan, if its wet we moan, if its dry we moan. Now generally I try not to moan about the weather but...the rain...I mean its been flippen dreadful today...its peed it down all day...and when its like that its suicidal to go out on your bike, and when I can't go out on my bike...I become like this...a bored, ugly thing. Grr the rain! and I had walk home in the rain today...and in Manchester the rain is horrible...in some places it aint that bad...as in its reshfreshing...but here? well its just minging!

Hum, any other points to contemplate? Ah yes the Bible great thing...untill you read something which tells you to do summat that you don't want to!!! But generally a very good thing...

God: well what can I say? How about?

26 letters is all I got
To tell you how I feel I about you
26 letters and you know I'm never ever
Gonna write the perfect paragraph
I try to express
with addjectives of thankfulness
But, I don't kno if I can do it
With 26 letters

Just in case you were wondering they're not my words but they come from Ben Glover's album 26 letters on sale now for I don't no how much! But God, well yeah he's amazing!

So on that high point I think I will end my contemplations! As I want to go and do something different...but yeah life's not that bad after all...if you look on the bright side of things! I hope you enjoyed reading them...if you have any comments or contemplations then please let us hear em! Anyway in the style of a blogger Iv gone on for ages about nothing in particular so...

BYE!

Wallpaper! and sheep!

Hmm, what a boring day! Well fustrating! Imagin scraping little bits of wallpaper and paint off walls for half a day! would you could that exciting? And I was dead tired cos of goin out cycling yesterday evening...whose stupid idea was that? Oh yeah it was mine...well I least I beat Tim's time :p Anyway Im just gonna moan for a bit cos Im in a "let's moan" mood...

So yeah while sitting (well standing actually) in this house scrapin walls...several of my friends were probs on a beach spreading the Word of God, I mean how much better can you get? But there again I am goin away next week :D yay.

Oh and another thing Im annoyed with is the English exam system...mainly because you have to wait 2 months to get your results while in France you get your results within two weeks!!! I mean 2 months!! How naf and rediculous is that!?! For once I am envious of the French.

Sheep! Yet another thing to moan about...as Im still feelin the effects of my encounter with one. I mean you'd think a sheep would have more sense than to run out infront of a bike goin at 30mph! wouldn't you? But obviously they don't as one ran out infront of me! Grr! what a stupid sheep and I was enjoying myself until I hit it! And if you ever crash into a sheep on you bike don't expect much sympathy...just stupid questions like..."Are you ok?" (when you're shorts are all cut up and you have blood streaming done your leg and you are standing next to a half dead sheep with a broken helmet in your hand) or "what happened" ok maybe this one ain't too bad but its pretty self explainitary...I mean a injured cyclist and I half dead sheep? what you think happened there...then a little further up the road..."where's the sheep?" "well the one lying in the middle of the road!" then "have you just left it" Well dur! what else am I goin to do to it? Give it a piggy back to the top of the hill?!?! But yeah don't expect any sympathy...the sheep will get it all!!!

Anyway Iv think Iv moaned enough for one evening...If anyone can cheer me up then do so!

"Sometimes you cant make it on your own"

Well hi there

Life...it's a strange thing...It's a good thing God's in control! Cos I'd hate to imagin it if he wasn't!

God really is amazing...and good...I mean from having had a naf day yesterday...Iv had a great day today...you know all you have to do if concentrate on him and he will guide you...no really he will...Iv tried it and it works. Wow its good to be alive. (Just to let you know Im in a good mood...this time yesterday...I wasn't!)

Tim if you are reading you will never and I mean never beat me on a bike!!! lol